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Wed Feb 8, 2006, 2:50 PM
Alright, I haven't been here that long, so bear with me. What the FUCK is the point of an "artistic community" wherein persons upload their works, if criticism is not permitted?? I commented on some hunk of shit photograph, only to find out that what I said may or may not be a bannable offense? What the crispy goat shit is that??

So let me get this straight. People can upload whatever the hell they want, and unless you're going to rub their asses and tell them it's the greatest thing since Da Vinci picked up a sketchbook, you can't say anything?? Alright then.

I saw this photo originally right around the time it got uploaded. I will neither link to it, nor name it or the artist, seeing as how that's probably bannable as well. In any case here's a synopsis. Take one make-up wearing, pretentious goth blood-lover. Remove his pants. Slap him up against a wall, and have him make what is possibly the most unbelieveable "I'm frightened" face you can imagine. I've looked more scared over microwave pizza then this guy looks over whatever it is he's supposed to be petrified of. Now, lower your camera so you are just underneath his bubble-and-squeak, snap photo. Insert cheesy photoshop border, and upload as "masterpiece".

I neglected to comment on it, simply because it was really unimportant, and I carried on after reading a few of the other comments that had already been posted. Pretty much the comments were "Oh, it's the best photo EVAR!!11!!eleven". "I love you". Also, the occasional "Oh, you're so goth and I want to have your devil-worshipping, high-booted, trenchcoat clad babies" tossed in for good measure. Then there was some poor schmuck who simply said, (paraphrased for the sake of not having to go back and look at that horrendous piece of shit again to get his exact comment) "I don't like this.". Well, fuck me if the guy wasn't figuratively anally raped with a sideways brick and finished off with a chainsaw. Dozens of people savaged this guy. Days later they were still savaging him. What-the-fuck-ever dude.

Fast-forward a week or ten days. The aforementioned piece of slimy rhinoceros shit is now a featured deviation. A quintillion pseudo-artistic, pretentious, ass-nibbling shit sniffers are wallowing in this guys collective rectum telling him how they admire and envy him. For what I will not understand. I simply could not resist making a comment then. I said the photo was ass, plain and simple. I've seen childhood doodlings scribbled on notebook paper with more artistic value then the deviation in question.

To sum this up, and close out:

This was merely a vent session. I can now see why I never came here for over 2 years, despite the constant requests of `Munkee1 who is so very dear to me. For fuck's sake, if I do something, ANYTHING AT ALL, if someone has a constructive criticism, I will listen. If it's wrong, I want to know, so I can do it again, correctly next time. And if it's a total piece of shit, I'd like also to be told so, simply because In the REAL WORLD, shit isn't worth anything. You'd be hard pressed to find people lining up to buy straight up feces, which is what this particular deviant, in this particular instant, is marketing.

So until next time, and assuming I don't get banned for all of my natural life plus 40 years for "offending an artist", Take care, and enjoy the things here worth looking at.

*NerfDildo

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"ass-nibbling shit sniffers are wallowing in this guys collective rectum telling him how they admire and envy him."

Now that is pure gold! :lmao:

Right on! This thing was complete rubbish, shit even, fuck..... it was dog shit that she decided to eat afterwards. I see no art there, only a fakely (is that even a word?) frightened man in makeup, with no pants, and a huge shadow on the wall. :roll:


:clap: This journal rocks my socks!

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:lol: Criticism attempt.
you're starting to understand what makes this place so special.
And this is only ( how they call it? , ah! ) Top Of An Ice Berg.

Weclome to DA. :#1:

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Thanks for commenting.

On a different topic, I know you're from Poland, and so English is not your first language. This being the case, why is it that you speak it more ably than do half the children at this site??

:lol:

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Hell if I know...
Must be some built in talent. :D

On the other hand, seeing what certain people are typing here, its easy to come to conclusion, that having english as primary language does not has come with ability of using it on communicationable level. :omg:

At least I've learned fucksp33h here :lol:

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Dude, and I say this with total honesty, you're :#1:

:rofl:

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Who said it was a bannable offence? I found the comment and there really wasn't much wrong with it. :O

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I just read the policy on commenting on featured deviations. The policy states that Any mention, or criticism of the selection of a particular deviation on the deviation itself, rather than made to the staff of DeviantArt, is subject to administrative action. That in and of itself is preposterous. The reasoning they give is because you might "diminish the artists confidence: et al. That's nonsense. If you put something out there for the world to see, expect at least some of the viewers to dislike it.

Here's the policy regarding what I said: FAQ #574: Why are some people banned for a comment on a Daily Deviation?

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Ahh, I see now. You shouldn't be commenting on the fact that it was selected - but you certainly can point out what utter shit it is otherwise. ;)

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You know I really dont want to get into an argument, even though I know you probably will get angry with me for being honest here, but I will say you could have worded your dislike of the deviation with a little more respect and detail :hmm: I mean if you dont like something thats fine, but cant you offer more constructive criticism as to why you dont like it and what you would like to see changed etc? This just isnt really needed- [link] - again, no one is saying you cant give your opinion but something like "this thing really totally sucks" reminds me of something I would hear a kid say. Perhaps letting the artist know you dont like it in a more respectful manner - but then again, this journal isnt helping either. You catch more flies with honey then vinegar they say.

Just my 2 cents there.

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