Alright, I haven't been here that long, so bear with me. What the FUCK is the point of an "artistic community" wherein persons upload their works, if criticism is not permitted?? I commented on some hunk of shit photograph, only to find out that what I said may or may not be a bannable offense? What the crispy goat shit is that??

So let me get this straight. People can upload whatever the hell they want, and unless you're going to rub their asses and tell them it's the greatest thing since Da Vinci picked up a sketchbook, you can't say anything?? Alright then.

I saw this photo originally right around the time it got uploaded. I will neither link to it, nor name it or the artist, seeing as how that's probably bannable as well. In any case here's a synopsis. Take one make-up wearing, pretentious goth blood-lover. Remove his pants. Slap him up against a wall, and have him make what is possibly the most unbelieveable "I'm frightened" face you can imagine. I've looked more scared over microwave pizza then this guy looks over whatever it is he's supposed to be petrified of. Now, lower your camera so you are just underneath his bubble-and-squeak, snap photo. Insert cheesy photoshop border, and upload as "masterpiece".

I neglected to comment on it, simply because it was really unimportant, and I carried on after reading a few of the other comments that had already been posted. Pretty much the comments were "Oh, it's the best photo EVAR!!11!!eleven". "I love you". Also, the occasional "Oh, you're so goth and I want to have your devil-worshipping, high-booted, trenchcoat clad babies" tossed in for good measure. Then there was some poor schmuck who simply said, (paraphrased for the sake of not having to go back and look at that horrendous piece of shit again to get his exact comment) "I don't like this.". Well, fuck me if the guy wasn't figuratively anally raped with a sideways brick and finished off with a chainsaw. Dozens of people savaged this guy. Days later they were still savaging him. What-the-fuck-ever dude.

Fast-forward a week or ten days. The aforementioned piece of slimy rhinoceros shit is now a featured deviation. A quintillion pseudo-artistic, pretentious, ass-nibbling shit sniffers are wallowing in this guys collective rectum telling him how they admire and envy him. For what I will not understand. I simply could not resist making a comment then. I said the photo was ass, plain and simple. I've seen childhood doodlings scribbled on notebook paper with more artistic value then the deviation in question.

To sum this up, and close out:

This was merely a vent session. I can now see why I never came here for over 2 years, despite the constant requests of `Munkee1 who is so very dear to me. For fuck's sake, if I do something, ANYTHING AT ALL, if someone has a constructive criticism, I will listen. If it's wrong, I want to know, so I can do it again, correctly next time. And if it's a total piece of shit, I'd like also to be told so, simply because In the REAL WORLD, shit isn't worth anything. You'd be hard pressed to find people lining up to buy straight up feces, which is what this particular deviant, in this particular instant, is marketing.

So until next time, and assuming I don't get banned for all of my natural life plus 40 years for "offending an artist", Take care, and enjoy the things here worth looking at.

*NerfDildo